1. Executive Summary
69.4%Dead
▼ Improving (-9.9% since last check)
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Clinical Notes | "People are whispering about it in the #legacy-support Slack channel." |
| Classification | framework |
| Age | 17 years (est. 2009) |
2. Algorithmic Evaluation
The following mathematical model was applied to evaluate the existential footprint of cordova. The deaditude score is heavily influenced by the components listed below.
D =fage × ∑i=1nWbase,i · qi∑ Wbase,j · qjCi
Where Ci ∈ {GH, SO, RE, HN, YT, JB}
Figure 1: Existential Footprint
Radar analysis mapping the six distinct vectors of existential threat.
Figure 2: Historical Deaditude Evolution
Expected Extinction Date (Approximation): Immortal / Stable
Chronological evolution of existential threat.
2. Clinical Analysis
2.1 Diagnostic Metrics
The following objective indicators have been collected to determine the existential status of this technology:
Codebase Vitality (GitHub)
- Stars: 707
- Forks: 73
- Open Issues: 40
- Issues Closed Ratio: 0.0%
- Recent Commits (last month): 0
- Days Since Last Commit: 0
- Contributors Count: 11
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Community Cry for Help (StackOverflow)
- Total Questions (recent): 1
- Answered Ratio: 0.0%
- Accepted Ratio: 0.0%
- Zero Answer Ratio: 100.0%
- Median Response Time (hr): N/A
- Days Since Last Activity: 1
- Trend Direction: stable
Hype & Propaganda (YouTube)
- Recent Videos: 7
- Average Views: 52.9
Despair & Existential Dread (Reddit)
- Reddit Posts (recent): 1
- Average Upvotes: 3.0
- Trend Direction: insufficient_data
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Intellectual Discourse (Hacker News)
- Mentions (recent): 4
- Average Points: 51.3
- Days Since Last Post: 0
Corporate Adoption (StackShare & Jobs)
- Stacks Using It: 0
- StackShare Followers: 0
- StackShare Upvotes: 0
- StackShare Mentions: 0
- Open Job Postings: 2,124
- Jobs Trend Direction: stable
- Jobs Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Data retrieved at: 8/12/2026
Appendix A: Recent YouTube Propaganda
| Thumbnail | Video Details | Views |
|---|---|---|
 | 📚 NOUNS MADE EASY! English Lesson | Grade 2 | Lecture 1 Channel: CORDOVA SCHOOLS | 27 |
 | Apache Cordova क्या हैं? formerly known as PhoneGap | Simple explanation in Hindi Channel: Code Hindi Blog | 8 |
 | Alpha Android Docker Container Overview Channel: Bob Moore | 28 |
 | Alpha Cordova Android Docker Suite V2 - Android wireless pairing and file structure Channel: Bob Moore | 11 |
 | Class 8 Cordova Part 1 chapter - 5(Number Play) Ex 5.1 Introduction #maths #cordova Channel: KUSHAL CLASSES | 137 |
Appendix B: Reddit Despair Logs
| Post Title | Score | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Anyone know when Android 16 (api 36) might be available? | 3 | 1 |
Appendix C: Hacker News Discourse
| Topic | Points | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Cordouan Lighthouse | 38 | 6 |
| Ancient Roman Board Game | 140 | 58 |
| Statin use vs. death rate from cardiovascular diseases (2019) | 20 | 5 |
| The Systemic Collapse of the AI Industry: Ideology, Hardware, and CapEx Crisis | 7 | 2 |
Appendix D: StackOverflow Pleas for Help
| Question Title | Views | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Capacitor+Vite: when including Filesystem plugin, get warning “Unable to read file at path public/plugins”, then fails on import | 52 | Unanswered (0 ans) |
Appendix E: Historical Deaditude Scores
| Date | Deaditude Score | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| 8/12/2026 | 69.4% | Dying Slowly |
| 7/29/2026 | 79.3% | Certified Zombie |
| 7/15/2026 | 80.9% | Certified Zombie |
| 7/4/2026 | 83.2% | Certified Zombie |
| 6/21/2026 | 83.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 6/8/2026 | 70.0% | Dying Slowly |
| 5/25/2026 | 64.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 5/11/2026 | 60.7% | Dying Slowly |
| 4/28/2026 | 59.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 4/14/2026 | 63.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 3/31/2026 | 62.4% | Dying Slowly |
| 3/18/2026 | 79.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 3/4/2026 | 81.7% | Certified Zombie |
| 2/18/2026 | 81.7% | Certified Zombie |
| 2/5/2026 | 79.4% | Certified Zombie |
| 1/22/2026 | 82.0% | Certified Zombie |
| 1/8/2026 | 79.1% | Certified Zombie |
| 12/26/2025 | 79.3% | Certified Zombie |
| 12/12/2025 | 75.8% | Certified Zombie |
| 11/28/2025 | 76.7% | Certified Zombie |
| 11/15/2025 | 71.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 11/2/2025 | 78.1% | Certified Zombie |
| 10/19/2025 | 71.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 10/6/2025 | 77.8% | Certified Zombie |
| 9/22/2025 | 70.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 9/8/2025 | 70.1% | Dying Slowly |
| 8/26/2025 | 75.2% | Certified Zombie |
| 8/12/2025 | 81.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 7/29/2025 | 81.2% | Certified Zombie |
| 7/16/2025 | 74.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 7/2/2025 | 76.0% | Certified Zombie |
| 6/18/2025 | 72.7% | Dying Slowly |
| 6/5/2025 | 86.3% | Dead |
| 5/10/2025 | 81.9% | Certified Zombie |
| 5/6/2025 | 81.4% | Certified Zombie |
| 5/3/2025 | 74.4% | Dying Slowly |