1. Executive Summary
68.2%Dead
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Clinical Notes | "The official sponsor of desperately underfunded government contracts." |
| Classification | framework |
| Age | 15 years (est. 2011) |
2. Algorithmic Evaluation
The following mathematical model was applied to evaluate the existential footprint of Ember.js. The deaditude score is heavily influenced by the components listed below.
D =fage × ∑i=1nWbase,i · qi∑ Wbase,j · qjCi
Where Ci ∈ {GH, SO, RE, HN, YT, JB}
Figure 1: Existential Footprint
Radar analysis mapping the six distinct vectors of existential threat.
Figure 2: Historical Deaditude Evolution
Expected Extinction Date (Approximation): August 2031
Chronological evolution of existential threat.
2. Clinical Analysis
2.1 Diagnostic Metrics
The following objective indicators have been collected to determine the existential status of this technology:
Codebase Vitality (GitHub)
- Stars: 22,572
- Forks: 4,170
- Open Issues: 187
- Issues Closed Ratio: 0.0%
- Recent Commits (last month): 77
- Days Since Last Commit: 0
- Contributors Count: 500
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Community Cry for Help (StackOverflow)
- Total Questions (recent): 0
- Answered Ratio: 0.0%
- Accepted Ratio: 0.0%
- Zero Answer Ratio: 0.0%
- Median Response Time (hr): N/A
- Days Since Last Activity: 0
- Trend Direction: stable
Hype & Propaganda (YouTube)
- Recent Videos: 4
- Average Views: 2,306
Despair & Existential Dread (Reddit)
- Reddit Posts (recent): 2
- Average Upvotes: 12.5
- Trend Direction: insufficient_data
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Intellectual Discourse (Hacker News)
- Mentions (recent): 1
- Average Points: 79.0
- Days Since Last Post: 99
Corporate Adoption (StackShare & Jobs)
- Stacks Using It: 1,397
- StackShare Followers: 0
- StackShare Upvotes: 0
- StackShare Mentions: 0
- Open Job Postings: 497
- Jobs Trend Direction: stable
- Jobs Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Data retrieved at: 9/6/2026
Appendix A: Recent YouTube Propaganda
| Thumbnail | Video Details | Views |
|---|---|---|
 | The best agentic coding Local LLM? Ornith 1.5 35b A3b creating a website. Channel: InfraSec | 34 |
 | Trek Glowacki on Ember.js Core Team Member & Chicago Ember.js Co-organizer | UGtastic Archive Channel: Mike Hall | 8 |
 | Vyplatí se provozovat na novém Mac Ultra? Channel: Jirka Herník | 9168 |
 | pnpm 12, htmx 4, and Release Candidates for Remix 3 and Waku 1 | News | Ep 79 Channel: TypeScriptFM | 14 |
Appendix B: Reddit Despair Logs
| Post Title | Score | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Support for TypeScript 7.1+ | 19 | 2 |
| tsdown lists ember on their docs | 6 | 0 |
Appendix C: Hacker News Discourse
| Topic | Points | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Ember.js 7.0 | 79 | 27 |
Appendix E: Historical Deaditude Scores
| Date | Deaditude Score | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| 9/6/2026 | 68.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 8/22/2026 | 68.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 8/8/2026 | 65.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 7/25/2026 | 69.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 7/11/2026 | 75.0% | Certified Zombie |
| 7/1/2026 | 85.5% | Dead |
| 6/17/2026 | 76.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 6/4/2026 | 63.5% | Dying Slowly |
| 5/21/2026 | 77.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 5/7/2026 | 72.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 4/24/2026 | 81.5% | Certified Zombie |
| 4/10/2026 | 92.8% | Dead |
| 3/27/2026 | 71.7% | Dying Slowly |
| 3/14/2026 | 79.5% | Certified Zombie |
| 2/28/2026 | 75.4% | Certified Zombie |
| 2/14/2026 | 74.5% | Dying Slowly |
| 2/1/2026 | 66.5% | Dying Slowly |
| 1/18/2026 | 89.7% | Dead |
| 1/4/2026 | 66.0% | Dying Slowly |
| 12/22/2025 | 66.4% | Dying Slowly |
| 12/8/2025 | 66.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 11/24/2025 | 64.5% | Dying Slowly |
| 11/11/2025 | 67.1% | Dying Slowly |
| 10/29/2025 | 77.3% | Certified Zombie |
| 10/15/2025 | 95.0% | Dead |
| 10/2/2025 | 95.0% | Dead |
| 9/18/2025 | 100.0% | Dead |
| 9/4/2025 | 95.0% | Dead |
| 8/22/2025 | 88.7% | Dead |
| 8/8/2025 | 72.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 7/25/2025 | 66.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 7/12/2025 | 61.7% | Dying Slowly |
| 6/28/2025 | 66.3% | Dying Slowly |
| 6/14/2025 | 66.9% | Dying Slowly |
| 6/1/2025 | 80.6% | Certified Zombie |
| 5/10/2025 | 64.8% | Dying Slowly |
| 5/4/2025 | 60.0% | Dying Slowly |
| 5/3/2025 | 53.7% | Dying Slowly |