1. Executive Summary
51.4%Dead
▼ Improving (-1.8% since last check)
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Clinical Notes | "The community is just five guys arguing on an obscure mailing list." |
| Classification | framework |
| Age | 15 years (est. 2011) |
2. Algorithmic Evaluation
The following mathematical model was applied to evaluate the existential footprint of laravel. The deaditude score is heavily influenced by the components listed below.
D =fage × ∑i=1nWbase,i · qi∑ Wbase,j · qjCi
Where Ci ∈ {GH, SO, RE, HN, YT, JB}
Figure 1: Existential Footprint
Radar analysis mapping the six distinct vectors of existential threat.
Figure 2: Historical Deaditude Evolution
Expected Extinction Date (Approximation): August 2033
Chronological evolution of existential threat.
2. Clinical Analysis
2.1 Diagnostic Metrics
The following objective indicators have been collected to determine the existential status of this technology:
Codebase Vitality (GitHub)
- Stars: 85,063
- Forks: 27,406
- Open Issues: 0
- Issues Closed Ratio: 0.0%
- Recent Commits (last month): 2
- Days Since Last Commit: 0
- Contributors Count: 100
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Community Cry for Help (StackOverflow)
- Total Questions (recent): 4
- Answered Ratio: 100.0%
- Accepted Ratio: 25.0%
- Zero Answer Ratio: 0.0%
- Median Response Time (hr): N/A
- Days Since Last Activity: 3
- Trend Direction: stable
Hype & Propaganda (YouTube)
- Recent Videos: 28
- Average Views: 1,770.1
Despair & Existential Dread (Reddit)
- Reddit Posts (recent): 67
- Average Upvotes: 18.9
- Trend Direction: stable
- Trend Growth Rate: 72.2%
Intellectual Discourse (Hacker News)
- Mentions (recent): 102
- Average Points: 18.9
- Days Since Last Post: 0
Corporate Adoption (StackShare & Jobs)
- Stacks Using It: 71,123
- StackShare Followers: 0
- StackShare Upvotes: 0
- StackShare Mentions: 0
- Open Job Postings: 2,124
- Jobs Trend Direction: stable
- Jobs Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%
Data retrieved at: 10/12/2026
Appendix A: Recent YouTube Propaganda
| Thumbnail | Video Details | Views |
|---|---|---|
 | How Multi-Tenancy Works in Laravel | Build SaaS Like a Pro Channel: Coding Pathshala | 713 |
 | Laravel Blade Templates Explained | @extends, @section, @yield, Laravel 13 Tutorial Channel: Full Stack Mentor | 172 |
 | Laravel 13 Tutorial #29 Helpers | Custom Helper Functions & Autoload Channel: Code Step By Step | 443 |
 | Laravel 13 Tutorial #28 Middleware | Global, Route & Group Middleware | Complete Guide Channel: Code Step By Step | 524 |
 | Supplier Module (Filament 5, CRUD, Filters) - Laravel 13 Inventory Management System - Part 6 Channel: Webslesson | 465 |
Appendix B: Reddit Despair Logs
| Post Title | Score | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Laravel boost is mandatory now? We must vibecode? | 97 | 72 |
| Is Laravel still for artisans? | 88 | 65 |
| Laravel Adds Support for the New HTTP QUERY Method | 83 | 34 |
| Laravel in rust | 62 | 75 |
| PHPStan 2.3: Leap in Performance, Generics Improvements, Detecting Unused Variables, and More! | 54 | 8 |
Appendix C: Hacker News Discourse
| Topic | Points | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Show HN: Lightspeed, build real time apps the Laravel way (+asteroids demo) | 18 | 5 |
| Laravel Cloud Private Cloud | 6 | 0 |
| Laravel Announces a First-Party Language Server (LSP) | 4 | 0 |
| Show HN: Larasend – Self-hosted transactional email for Laravel on your own SES | 3 | 3 |
| GitHub issues on Laravel open-source packages are disabled now | 3 | 1 |
Appendix D: StackOverflow Pleas for Help
| Question Title | Views | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Enable regular web access of NativePHP application | 70 | Answered (1 ans) |
| How do I generate a 404 on a request when the user only is allowed to only see his own entries, when a relation is not available for that user? | 106 | Answered (1 ans) |
| Laravel Event Listener Queue Not Processing Automatically on Hostinger | 107 | Answered (1 ans) |
| Moving existing Salesforce SSO users to Laravel login - how should passwords be handled? | 179 | Answered (1 ans) |
Appendix E: Historical Deaditude Scores
| Date | Deaditude Score | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| 10/12/2026 | 51.4% | Dying Slowly |
| 9/28/2026 | 53.2% | Dying Slowly |
| 9/14/2026 | 40.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/30/2026 | 45.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/15/2026 | 35.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/1/2026 | 40.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/18/2026 | 37.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/4/2026 | 39.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/25/2026 | 40.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/11/2026 | 45.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/28/2026 | 29.3% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/15/2026 | 34.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/1/2026 | 34.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 4/17/2026 | 31.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 4/4/2026 | 34.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 3/21/2026 | 28.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 3/7/2026 | 32.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 2/22/2026 | 46.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 2/8/2026 | 27.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 1/25/2026 | 36.1% | Stable & Mature |
| 1/12/2026 | 37.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/29/2025 | 42.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/15/2025 | 42.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 12/2/2025 | 30.3% | Stable & Mature |
| 11/18/2025 | 42.4% | Stable & Mature |
| 11/5/2025 | 34.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 10/23/2025 | 34.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 10/9/2025 | 36.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 9/25/2025 | 31.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 9/12/2025 | 29.5% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/29/2025 | 33.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/15/2025 | 47.9% | Stable & Mature |
| 8/2/2025 | 33.0% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/19/2025 | 38.6% | Stable & Mature |
| 7/5/2025 | 35.8% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/22/2025 | 36.2% | Stable & Mature |
| 6/8/2025 | 39.7% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/13/2025 | 29.2% | Stable & Mature |
| 5/9/2025 | 23.3% | Accidentally Alive |
| 5/3/2025 | 34.2% | Stable & Mature |