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Rust

An Empirical Analysis of Technological Relevance
7/20/2026

Abstract

An in-depth empirical analysis of the remaining vitality of Rust. This document explores historical data points, community despair, and residual hype to determine its true existential status.

1. Executive Summary

11.0%Dead
▼ Improving (-6.1% since last check)
Table 1: Subject Demographics & Prognosis
MetricValue
Clinical Notes"It has more GitHub stars than actual active contributors."
Classificationlanguage
Age16 years (est. 2010)

2. Algorithmic Evaluation

The following mathematical model was applied to evaluate the existential footprint of Rust. The deaditude score is heavily influenced by the components listed below.

D =fage × ∑i=1nWbase,i · qiWbase,j · qjCi
Where Ci ∈ {GH, SO, RE, HN, YT, JB}

Figure 1: Existential Footprint

GH (0%)SO (0%)RE (19%)HN (21%)YT (22%)JB (40%)
Radar analysis mapping the six distinct vectors of existential threat.

Figure 2: Historical Deaditude Evolution

43.226.19.0May 2025Jul 2026 5/4/2025: 19.9% 5/9/2025: 21.7% 5/14/2025: 27.5% 6/10/2025: 16.5% 6/23/2025: 21.0% 7/7/2025: 25.5% 7/21/2025: 15.3% 8/3/2025: 11.5% 8/17/2025: 24.3% 8/31/2025: 24.1% 9/13/2025: 29.5% 9/27/2025: 16.1% 10/11/2025: 15.6% 10/24/2025: 23.3% 11/6/2025: 26.9% 11/20/2025: 36.3% 12/3/2025: 18.3% 12/17/2025: 21.1% 12/31/2025: 32.0% 1/13/2026: 33.9% 1/27/2026: 36.0% 2/10/2026: 29.1% 2/23/2026: 26.8% 3/9/2026: 27.4% 3/23/2026: 31.4% 4/5/2026: 41.2% 4/19/2026: 34.9% 5/3/2026: 18.9% 5/16/2026: 25.4% 5/30/2026: 36.6% 6/13/2026: 20.9% 6/26/2026: 23.0% 7/6/2026: 17.1% 7/20/2026: 11.0%
Expected Extinction Date (Approximation): June 2038
Chronological evolution of existential threat.

2. Clinical Analysis

2.1 Diagnostic Metrics

The following objective indicators have been collected to determine the existential status of this technology:

Codebase Vitality (GitHub)

  • Stars: 114,734
  • Forks: 15,380
  • Open Issues: 11,382
  • Issues Closed Ratio: 0.0%
  • Recent Commits (last month): 2,658
  • Days Since Last Commit: 0
  • Contributors Count: 499
  • Trend Direction: stable
  • Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%

Community Cry for Help (StackOverflow)

  • Total Questions (recent): 21
  • Answered Ratio: 47.6%
  • Accepted Ratio: 14.3%
  • Zero Answer Ratio: 47.6%
  • Median Response Time (hr): N/A
  • Days Since Last Activity: 0
  • Trend Direction: stable

Hype & Propaganda (YouTube)

  • Recent Videos: 13
  • Average Views: 79,294.4

Despair & Existential Dread (Reddit)

  • Reddit Posts (recent): 394
  • Average Upvotes: 85.7
  • Trend Direction: increasing
  • Trend Growth Rate: 120.5%

Intellectual Discourse (Hacker News)

  • Mentions (recent): 1,000
  • Average Points: 24.3
  • Days Since Last Post: 0

Corporate Adoption (StackShare & Jobs)

  • Stacks Using It: 30,285
  • StackShare Followers: 0
  • StackShare Upvotes: 0
  • StackShare Mentions: 0
  • Open Job Postings: 21,269
  • Jobs Trend Direction: stable
  • Jobs Trend Growth Rate: 0.0%

Data retrieved at: 7/20/2026

Appendix A: Recent YouTube Propaganda

Recent YouTube activity related to the subject.
ThumbnailVideo DetailsViews
I Can't Believe Rust Is Replacing Zig, TooI Can't Believe Rust Is Replacing Zig, Too
Channel: ForrestKnight
61138
Rust from Scratch (Beginner)Rust from Scratch (Beginner)
Channel: Daniel Hirsch
33963
I Tried to Learn RustI Tried to Learn Rust
Channel: commonLuke
196613
Rust Tutorial For PHP and JavaScript DevelopersRust Tutorial For PHP and JavaScript Developers
Channel: nunomaduro
9532
Rust’s hardest features in 10 minutesRust’s hardest features in 10 minutes
Channel: Let's Get Rusty
18956

Appendix B: Reddit Despair Logs

Appendix C: Hacker News Discourse

Appendix D: StackOverflow Pleas for Help

Appendix E: Historical Deaditude Scores

Chronological record of the technology's vitality.
DateDeaditude ScoreVerdict
7/20/202611.0%Accidentally Alive
7/6/202617.1%Accidentally Alive
6/26/202623.0%Accidentally Alive
6/13/202620.9%Accidentally Alive
5/30/202636.6%Stable & Mature
5/16/202625.4%Stable & Mature
5/3/202618.9%Accidentally Alive
4/19/202634.9%Stable & Mature
4/5/202641.2%Stable & Mature
3/23/202631.4%Stable & Mature
3/9/202627.4%Stable & Mature
2/23/202626.8%Stable & Mature
2/10/202629.1%Stable & Mature
1/27/202636.0%Stable & Mature
1/13/202633.9%Stable & Mature
12/31/202532.0%Stable & Mature
12/17/202521.1%Accidentally Alive
12/3/202518.3%Accidentally Alive
11/20/202536.3%Stable & Mature
11/6/202526.9%Stable & Mature
10/24/202523.3%Accidentally Alive
10/11/202515.6%Accidentally Alive
9/27/202516.1%Accidentally Alive
9/13/202529.5%Stable & Mature
8/31/202524.1%Accidentally Alive
8/17/202524.3%Accidentally Alive
8/3/202511.5%Accidentally Alive
7/21/202515.3%Accidentally Alive
7/7/202525.5%Stable & Mature
6/23/202521.0%Accidentally Alive
6/10/202516.5%Accidentally Alive
5/14/202527.5%Stable & Mature
5/9/202521.7%Accidentally Alive
5/4/202519.9%Accidentally Alive